Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Obama's Seal of Approval

The (ex) Cowboy studiously avoids American news television. So I missed this hullaballo about Obama's Seal. There is one unanswered question about the Great Seal fiasco that I am surprised no one is asking.

The whole thing came out of left field, like a car accident in the night rain. It was all to weird for immediate comment.

Was it a twisted and nerve-brushing portent of the same kind of reckless delusion of POTUS ascendancy that sunk HIllary like a lazy mule off a swift-water ferry?

Was it merely a human moment of bad humor and even worse graphic design prowess?

Your humble (ex) Cowboy went after the WHOLE STORY , the INSIDE SCOOP with the discipline and work ethic of a, well of a noon-drunk, knee-strained ex mountaineer. I started looking in every nook, and speaking with inside sources ..and ...and

WHAT THE HELL?

WHO MISSED THIS?

Someone at NYT should be FIRED BEFORE DARK!

(Ex) Cowboy has it:

THE POLITICAL SCOOP OF THE SUMMER BLOODING SEASON:

Excuse me, um, sorry for that outburst. I'm alright now. I just get freaked when two thousand self-appointed political hack pundits all miss the most obvious, important and interesting election story of the week.

I Know that TR suddenly fled the earthly realm, and it was a distraction from the remaining few outposts of serious whiskey-and-truth journalism left standing; but, um really. Did you guys ALL miss this nutkicking bombshell?

Anyway, Thusly. Allow your humble (ex) Cowboy to be the first to ask the only question that matters regarding The Obama Seal Story:

WHY WAS VPOTUS LONG-SHOT JANET NAPOLITANO SEATED AT OBAMA'S RIGHT HAND DURING THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR"S MEETING!?!

Ha.

Ride for the High Country!
The (Ex) Cowboy

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